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How can I get my spaceship to go to ludicrous speed?

My spaceship only goes up to light speed, but this is too slow. How can I get it to go to ludicrous speed?

Public Comments

1. My ship can go plaid, so there.
2. Impossible. Nothing can go faster than light. Light Speed as we know it is the fastest was to travel. Nothing with Mass can get as fast as light anyway. Mathematics say that its possible, but the reality of the universe says No and you cant go any faster than light.
3. Once at maximum warp, you have to push the lever marked "Ludicrous Speed", and hang on! Oh, and don't forget to buckle up! (Spaceballs was a fun movie, wasn't it!?)
4. Your spaceship??? You travel already with the speed of light and want to go even faster??? Finally appeared someone from other planet. Do you need somebody to help you to talk to our leader? I suggest a guy called Obama.
5. Haa, I love spaceballs.
6. STP
7. make the ship become light.....it will travel at light speed. make the ship travel hyper dimensionally, which is faster than light...then make the ship hyper dimensional. how? become like the aether.
8. You have to get tons of assholes on the ship.